September 28, 2004 - 10:39 a.m.
As random memories & current issues go, there's always room for a little something else right? Well, not always. Some things I believe should not be allowed to take place. Therefore not wasting the precious space in my brain.
Today I'd like to share with you some of the things that currently need to be deleted from my train of thought. Please keep in mind that most of this happens whilst driving my Special Edition Bonneville POS... which I love.
People move... residences... all the time... so how is it that with a guy sitting in the back of the pick 'em up that this first thing occured? I had just left work & pulled onto rte. 38, which is generally very busy & hard to turn left. As soon as I pass through the first light I get stuck behind a big red Ford that's packed uncontrollably high with some poor bastard's ugly furnishings. Now, I did see the guy squatted in the far left back of the bed, but I merely assumed this was because the front was crammed full of shit also. Little did I know, he had a job... and hopefully was fired or beaten.
With 'Gump' riding bitch, noone else paid any attention to the queen size box spring he was supposed to be holding on to. The brain surgeon who was operating this circus decided to make a left hand turn (where there's a sign that says 'NO LEFT HAND TURN'), and therefore block all of us enroute home. As said surgeon decides to punch it and go left in front of countless vehicles doing at least 50 mph +, the afore mentioned box spring lofts up (no shit) a good 20 feet into the air before flopping down in the middle of all of us. I flicked my cigarette at him and drove around.
The other funnee that comes to mind is when I was going to my sister's for lunch one lovely noon-time. I turn the corner by her house & there's some dude on a bike coming towards me. So what ya know? He then proceeds to scream out at me for NO reason whatsoever... "smoking will kill you!" I nodded & yelled back "so will being hit repeatedly by my car." It made me laugh, & maybe he'll think twice before trying to push his knowledge off on just anybody again.
The last one is from work. No detail or story, just a funnee address.
Foot Of Brown Avenue
Norfolk, VA
I love it. I am so through with this.
*parade wave*
