June 13, 2006 - 11:43 a.m.
Sorry Guys. I had to keep this one in the lime light for a little while, I had waaay too muh fun with this.
1) Are your parents married or divorced?
Divorced, isn't that why I am? Fucking statistics...
2) Vegetarian?
They will all go to hell for murdering spinach.
3) Do you believe in Heaven?
Hell yesss.
4) Come close to dying?
Once, but my ginormous ass stopped that truck cold.
5) What jewelry do you wear 24/7?
My gold plated Princess Bitch nameplate.
6) Are you eating?
Do you consider toenails 'food'?
7) Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
Yes. No broccoli is safe in my reach.
8) Makeup?
Sex?? Yes please...
10) Would you ever have plastic surgery?
When they figure out how to suck out my girlfriend's extra tatas & give to me for free... then yes.
11) What do you wear to bed?
See ..5...
12) Have you ever done anything illegal:
Is this a rhetorical question?
13) Can you roll your tongue?
All over your sweet, sweet body Daddy.
14) Do you tweeze your eyebrows?
What else is there to do on a meth binge?
15) What kind of sneakers?
I haven't worn 'sneakers' since I was 4.
16) Abortion?
Taste like tomatoes.
17) Hair color?
I have no clue what-so-ever & plan on being blonde til I die if it kills me.
18) Future Child's Name?
Dave & Addy... just so I can fuck with my cats..
19) Do you snore?
Only after massive amounts or drugs and/or alcohol.
20) If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be?
Ohio.
21) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I will when my cat dies.... Dave's getting stuffed for sure.
22) If you won the lottery, what would you do first?
Get naked in public, get arrested, then bail myself out of jail with the cash I hid in my cleavage..... oh wait.... damn.
23) Gold or silver?
Platinum bitch.
24) Hamburger or hot dog
Italian sausage ya fucker... we do live in Chicago.
25) If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
See ..16.
27) What was the last thing you touched?
My dry ass eyeballs from trying to focus on this seriously hairy fucking questionaire.
28) Where did you eat dinner?
At the strip club .
29) When's the last time you cried?
When I was 6.
30) Do you read blogs?
No, I prefer to suck them in through osmosis.
31) Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?
Please, 12 year old boys flex like I'm 'one of them' at the pool & they're gonna kick my ass.
32) Ever been involved with the police?
Intimately??
33) What's your favorite shampoo/conditioner and soap?
Beer & semen.
34) Do you talk in your sleep?
How the fuck should I know, I'm sleeping.
35) Ocean or pool?
Salt water please, I love the idea of being 'watched'.
36) What is your favortie song at the moment?
Bang Your Head ~ Quiet Riot
37) what's your favorite color?
See ..23... Jeezus.
38) Window seat or aisle?
Doesn't matter as long as there's gin.
39) What color is your refrigerator?
Food color.
40) Do you feel that you've had a truly successful life?
Why? Am I dying??
41) Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it?
I pick up the plate & slide it all in at once.
42) Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey?
Shhiiitt. Springer bitch.
43) Basketball or Football?
Hockey.
44) Ever kissed a member of the same sex?
Is this being sent to the Feds??
45) Do you drive a stick?
When I'm lucky.
46) Cake or ice cream?
Cake flavored ice cream.
47) Self-conscious?
When people are looking.
49) Have you ever given money to a bum?
No. I donate clothes & Ramen noodles instead.
50) When was your first crush?
Bo Duke.
51) Where do you wish you were?
In Tahiti, getting ..45 on a beach.
53) Have you ever rode in an ambulance?
Like shotgun??
54) Can you tango?
I rumbah.
55) Last gift you received?
Mother's Day gift from my little person. She made it. Frickin' cheap... I told her she could dip into the piggy bank damn.
56) Last sport you played?
Tonsil hockey.... no... not really, but it would've been really funny though.
57). Things you spend a lot of money on?
Steroids, acid and guns.
58) Where do you live?
By the crazy lady who lives on scotch, coffee & cigarettes.
60) Last wedding attended?
I don't know, I was drunk.
61) Favorite fast food restaurant?
Ones that don't make me barf.
63) Most hated food(s)?
One's that make me barf.
65) Can you sing?
Only stuff by Lita Ford and Janis Joplin.
66) Last IM?
Bill Clinton, he asked what color dress I'm wearing to my sissy's wedding.
67) what are your least fav. chores?
Cleaning up barf.
68) Favorite drink?
Wet alcohol.
69) Current Crush?
Orange.
70) Current thoughts of person posted this quiz before you?
I think I love you. Will you be my hero?
That is all.
Love & Uncomfortable Groping,
Thea
